Simile Assembler BBQ Apron Our humorous Simile Assembler puzzle piece design makes a unique writer's gift for authors, poets, teachers, or anyone with a literary bent. Writing the perfect simile is hard work, as writers know. Product InformationGreat in the kitchen or at the BBQ, our mid-length apron provides great coverage to help keep spills and splatters off your clothes. Makes a great gift for gourmets or grill-masters. Ties at neck and waist. Two center-stitched bottom compartment pouches for keeping tools and recipes handy. 35% Cotton / 65% polyester blend, twill fabric. Machine washable and guaranteed. | 
